Haole at the Moon


Woke up this morning, and looked in the mirror
Wish my Nationality would look a bit clearer
I grew up, for the most part in New York
If I wasnít an Italian, Irish , Jewish well than I was just a dork

Whohoa hoa, whoa whoah, just a Haole at the moon
Whohoa hoa, whoa whoah, a sittin Haole at the moon

Ding Dong-Iíll wear my Sarong
Iím not from Indonesia but I think they look so sexy
Ding Dong-Pass me the bong
Iím zero part Jamaican but I really like their baked goodsÖ.

Whohoa hoa, whoa whoah, just a Haole at the moon
Whohoa hoa, whoa whoah, Iím just a Haole at the moon

Iím 1/8th Portuguese, and 1/8th of Hawaiian
Iím ľ Norwegian, no Iím not even lyiní
I guess for the most part I could just say Uff-Da
But then Iíd have to eat a giant bowl of Sut-Suppa, Oh no
To the bathroom Iíve got to goÖ..But lefsa I love you so.

1-2 My toes are turning blue
I donít think I was meant to live my life here in an igloo
Well 3-4 pass me some more
I havenít heard Iím part Samoan but my stomach keeps on growin
Hold Up! Thatís racist what I said, I need to say Iím sorry
but it was funny when I sang it in my head.

OhnoohnoooonoÖ.It doesnít matter what I say because Iíll end up cursing anyway. but OH no oh no, but ONO really means good O-N-O and soÖ

Whohoa hoa, whoa whoah, just a Haole at the moon
Whohoa hoa, whoa whoah, Iím just a Haole at the moon

Iíve seen the new brides do a Hula for their groom
Itís beautiful, but if I did, Iíd be completely laughed out of the room
Iíve just had break though been called Hapa Haole
Doesnít sound like itís a good thing but Iíll wear the label proudly

Ooooooo, have some pu pusÖ..now Iím hapa haole at the moonÖ
Oh boy, time for some poiÖ..just a hapa haole at the moon!!

ÖÖAloha!!